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[Dec. 20th, 2006|06:11 pm] |
girls fucking suck. getting cheated on by your girlfriend WITH your ex-girlfriend = fucked up. oh well, i'm on the market again. tis the fucking season. is this christmas bullshit over yet?
its testosterone central over at my place. if anyone wants to come party with me and sean, let me know. except please, no cheating whores.
this whole time i'm fucking falling for the girl and she cheats on me. that's what i get for caring. never again.
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[Dec. 6th, 2006|09:23 pm] |
whats up, bitches? i'm sitting here bored as fuck at my job and figured why not make an update. speaking of my job, it fucking rocks. its so sweet. i just smile and make stupid banter with rich people and they, uh, give me money for it. plus, i get the hookup with the nice rooms. surprised jess with a big-ass suite all decorated with candles and shit for the night. that was pretty fuckin awesome...until she wanted to, uh, talk and stuff. about our relationship. and other stuff. and then i told her i didn't date people with kids and she pretty much freaked out. but its all good now. i thought about it, and talked to sean and shit, and figured its worth trying. as long as i don't have to change shitty diapers. i will never change a shitty diaper.
i guess i should say that jess and i are official, and i know all you bitches are jealous. we went to the christmas carnival with alex and sean, and manny. that was cool. they had pretty awesome turkey legs. and then i had to watch the baby when the rest of them went on a ride. it wouldn't stop crying! i had to, uh, pick it up and stuff. which was really awkward until some really hot chick came over and ate it all up. she so wanted me, she gave me her number. i didn't realize a guy with a kid is a total chick magnet!
i suppose that's about it. i still want to have a party. cool people only. sorry, sully.
i cannot fucking stand the holidays. |
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[Nov. 25th, 2006|04:31 am] |
alright i guess its time for an update even though i don't have much to say. shit's been pretty good. i got hired at the new hilton hotel downtown as a concierge. if you are laughing right now, you wouldn't be if you knew how much money they pay me to bullshit around with tourists. besides, i decided if paris ever comes to stay at her daddy's hotel... well i would be more than happy to show her around.
anyway, i guess that's about all that's new. other than that, it's just been me and billy chillin out. and i hung with jess a few times. and fuck, the sex is STILL amazing. and, you know, she's..pretty great too, or whatever. always good times with her. went to alex's strip joint and saw the most amazing thing of my life- jess and manny pole dancing. holy shit. it was like... god was speaking to me. it was the most beautiful thing i've ever seen in my life.
i AM having a party like i said, except i think i'm gonna get to rent out one of the ballrooms in the hotel cause i got the hookup like that. i just need to figure out when the fuck everyone's free. well..whatever, maybe in a couple weeks before all this holiday bullshit. holidays are fucking gay. everyone spending time with their perfect little families while i'm stuck here in this shitty place by myself and my family's never around. if you guys are lucky.
whatever, peace bitches, i'm out. |
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[Nov. 16th, 2006|11:15 pm] |
so i know i haven't updated in 439802490 years but SOMEONE went off and practically ate my freakin modem. bad billy!
anyway, i guess the last time i updated, things were a lot different. i don't really feel the need to update you all on my life because this is toronto and everyone's business gets spread like a fucking wildfire.
billy's still the best roommate ever. ellie nash sucks. having sex in jess's shower is fuckin awesome. i'm strangely happy for sean and alex and all that marriage shit. lets all go get wasted, the three of us! it would be really fun, and not awkward at all. ha. ha.... no but really, lets do it.
so i was just thinking, i haven't had a party in way too long. i need to fuckin change that. soon. billy wants me to throw one. what does everyone say? |
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